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Fix linting (#657)

Fix linting warnings
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Matthew 2019-01-19 11:34:29 -05:00 committed by GitHub
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24 changed files with 248 additions and 187 deletions

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@ -177,8 +177,8 @@ Module.undo =
local new_entity = place_entity_on_surface(e, RS.get_surface(), false, last_user)
--Transfer items
if new_entity then
local player = Utils.ternary(new_entity.last_user, new_entity.last_user, game.player)
local event = {created_entity = new_entity, player_index = player.index, stack = {}}
local event_player = Utils.ternary(new_entity.last_user, new_entity.last_user, game.player)
local event = {created_entity = new_entity, player_index = event_player.index, stack = {}}
script.raise_event(defines.events.on_built_entity, event)
if e.type == 'container' then

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@ -3,7 +3,6 @@ local Gui = require 'utils.gui'
local Global = require 'utils.global'
local UserGroups = require 'features.user_groups'
local Game = require 'utils.game'
local Utils = require 'utils.core'
local Command = require 'utils.command'
local deafult_verb = 'expanded'

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@ -10,6 +10,8 @@ local Token = require 'utils.token'
local Event = require 'utils.event'
local Utils = require 'utils.core'
local Global = require 'utils.global'
local table = require 'utils.table'
local config = global.config.redmew_qol
-- Localized functions

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@ -86,7 +86,7 @@ local turrent_callback =
end
)
return function(_, _, world)
return function(_, _, world) -- luacheck: ignore 561
local entities = {}
local surface = world.surface

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@ -1,7 +1,7 @@
local data =
{
{
weight = 1
weight = 1,
thresholds =
{
{value = 400, name = nil},
@ -20,4 +20,4 @@ local function process_data()
end
process_data()
return data
return data

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@ -29,7 +29,7 @@ for a, b in pairs(ore_ratios) do
end
end
return function(x, y, world)
return function(_, _, world)
local d = world.x * world.x + world.y * world.y
if d <= starting_distance then
return nil

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@ -13,7 +13,7 @@ local function harmonic(x, y)
local max_idx = 0
local max = -1
local richness = 0
for i, e in ipairs(ctrs) do
for i in ipairs(ctrs) do
local noise = perlin.noise(x / 32, y / 32, ctrs[i][6])
local h_coeff =
1 /
@ -31,7 +31,7 @@ local function harmonic(x, y)
return max, max_idx, richness
end
return function(x, y, world)
return function(_, _, world)
if math.abs(world.x / 32) < 3 and math.abs(world.y / 32) < 3 then
return
end

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@ -11,7 +11,7 @@ Event.on_init(init)
local radius = 10
local radius_sq = radius * radius
return function(x, y, world)
return function(_, _, world)
local entities = world.surface.find_entities_filtered {position = {world.x + 0.5, world.y + 0.5}, type = "resource"}
for _, e in ipairs(entities) do
e.destroy()

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@ -1,3 +1,7 @@
local Command = require 'utils.command'
local insert = table.insert
local function get_mins(entities, tiles)
local min_x, min_y = math.huge, math.huge
@ -28,67 +32,69 @@ local function get_mins(entities, tiles)
return min_x, min_y
end
local function output(result, prepend, size)
local function output(result, prepend, size, player)
local str = {prepend}
table.insert(str, '{\npart_size = ')
table.insert(str, size)
table.insert(str, ',\n')
insert(str, '{\npart_size = ')
insert(str, size)
insert(str, ',\n')
for i, entry in pairs(result) do
table.insert(str, '[')
table.insert(str, i)
table.insert(str, '] = {')
insert(str, '[')
insert(str, i)
insert(str, '] = {')
local e = entry.entity
if e then
table.insert(str, 'entity = {')
insert(str, 'entity = {')
table.insert(str, "name = '")
table.insert(str, e.name)
table.insert(str, "'")
insert(str, "name = '")
insert(str, e.name)
insert(str, "'")
local dir = e.direction
if dir then
table.insert(str, ', direction = ')
table.insert(str, dir)
insert(str, ', direction = ')
insert(str, dir)
end
local offset = e.offset
if offset then
table.insert(str, ', offset = ')
table.insert(str, offset)
insert(str, ', offset = ')
insert(str, offset)
end
table.insert(str, '}')
insert(str, '}')
end
local t = entry.tile
if t then
if e then
table.insert(str, ', ')
insert(str, ', ')
end
table.insert(str, "tile = '")
table.insert(str, t.name)
table.insert(str, "'")
insert(str, "tile = '")
insert(str, t.name)
insert(str, "'")
end
table.insert(str, '}')
table.insert(str, ',\n')
insert(str, '}')
insert(str, ',\n')
end
table.remove(str)
table.insert(str, '\n}')
insert(str, '\n}')
str = table.concat(str)
game.write_file('bp.lua', str)
game.write_file('bp.lua', str, false, player.index)
player.print('bp.lua written')
end
function extract1(size)
local cs = game.player.cursor_stack
local function extract1(args, player)
local size = args.size
local cs = player.cursor_stack
if not (cs.valid_for_read and cs.name == 'blueprint' and cs.is_blueprint_setup()) then
game.print('invalid blueprint')
player.print('invalid blueprint')
return
end
@ -132,14 +138,15 @@ function extract1(size)
entry.tile = e
end
output(result, 'ob.make_1_way', size)
output(result, 'ob.make_1_way', size, player)
end
function extract4(size)
local cs = game.player.cursor_stack
local function extract4(args, player)
local size = args.size
local cs = player.cursor_stack
if not (cs.valid_for_read and cs.name == 'blueprint' and cs.is_blueprint_setup()) then
game.print('invalid blueprint')
player.print('invalid blueprint')
return
end
@ -195,5 +202,24 @@ function extract4(size)
entry.tile = t
end
output(result, 'ob.make_4_way', size)
output(result, 'ob.make_4_way', size, player)
end
Command.add(
'extract1',
{
arguments = {'size'},
default_values = {size = 6},
admin_only = true
},
extract1
)
Command.add(
'extract4',
{
arguments = {'size'},
default_values = {size = 6},
admin_only = true
},
extract4
)

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@ -55,7 +55,7 @@ Command.add(
allowed_by_server = true
},
function(args, player)
local player = player or server_player
player = player or server_player
if global_data.restarting then
player.print('Restart already in progress')
@ -87,7 +87,7 @@ Command.add(
allowed_by_server = true
},
function(_, player)
local player = player or server_player
player = player or server_player
if global_data.restarting then
global_data.restarting = nil

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@ -6,7 +6,6 @@ local degrees = require "utils.math".degrees
RS.set_map_gen_settings(
{
MGSP.ore_oil_none,
MGSP.cliff_none,
MGSP.water_none
}
@ -18,6 +17,18 @@ local function value(base, mult)
end
end
local function no_resources(_, _, world, tile)
for _, e in ipairs(
world.surface.find_entities_filtered(
{type = 'resource', area = {{world.x, world.y}, {world.x + 1, world.y + 1}}}
)
) do
e.destroy()
end
return tile
end
-- bot_islands_flag true if you want to add islands of ores only reachable by robots
local bot_islands_flag = true

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@ -1,7 +1,7 @@
local b = require "map_gen.shared.builders"
local pic = require "map_gen.data.presets.north_america"
local pic = b.decompress(pic)
pic = b.decompress(pic)
local map = b.picture(pic)
-- this changes the size of the map

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@ -10,7 +10,7 @@ local x_offset = donut_radius - donut_half
local donut_low = x_offset ^ 2
local donut_high = (x_offset + donut_width) ^ 2
return function(x, y, world)
return function(x, y)
local x_off = x - donut_radius
local distance = x_off ^ 2 + y ^ 2 -- we dont bother to get sqr of it, because we just want the cubed answer to compare to donut_low/high

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@ -1,3 +1,3 @@
return function(x, y, world)
return function(x, y)
return not (x > 100 or y > 200 or y < -200)
end

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@ -1,3 +1,3 @@
return function(x, y, world)
return function(x, y)
return not (x < -150 or y > 32 or y < -568)
end

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@ -1,4 +1,4 @@
return function(x, y, world)
return function(x, y)
local distance = math.sqrt(x * x + y * y)
if distance > 128 then
local angle = 180 + math.deg(math.atan2(x, y))

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@ -1,4 +1,4 @@
return function(x, y, world)
return function(x, y)
local distance = math.sqrt(x * x + y * y)
if distance > 128 then
local angle = (180 + math.deg(math.atan2(x, y))) * 3

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@ -12,7 +12,7 @@ local function is_on_spiral(x, y, distance, angle_offset)
return offset % 96 * 2 >= 48 * 2
end
return function(x, y, world)
return function(x, y)
local pseudo_x = x / (arm_width / 48)
local pseudo_y = y / (arm_width / 48)
local distance = math.sqrt(pseudo_x * pseudo_x + pseudo_y * pseudo_y)

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@ -1,3 +1,3 @@
return function(x, y, world)
return function(x, y)
return not (x > 180 or x < -180 or y > 80)
end

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@ -1,46 +1,90 @@
--[[
Implemented as described here:
http://flafla2.github.io/2014/08/09/perlinnoise.html
]]--
]] --
local util = require 'util'
local Perlin = {}
local p = {}
-- Hash lookup table as defined by Ken Perlin
-- This is a randomly arranged array of all numbers from 0-255 inclusive
local permutation = loadstring(util.decode('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'))()
local permutation = {151,160,137,91,90,15,
131,13,201,95,96,53,194,233,7,225,140,36,103,30,69,142,8,99,37,240,21,10,23,
190, 6,148,247,120,234,75,0,26,197,62,94,252,219,203,117,35,11,32,57,177,33,
88,237,149,56,87,174,20,125,136,171,168, 68,175,74,165,71,134,139,48,27,166,
77,146,158,231,83,111,229,122,60,211,133,230,220,105,92,41,55,46,245,40,244,
102,143,54, 65,25,63,161, 1,216,80,73,209,76,132,187,208, 89,18,169,200,196,
135,130,116,188,159,86,164,100,109,198,173,186, 3,64,52,217,226,250,124,123,
5,202,38,147,118,126,255,82,85,212,207,206,59,227,47,16,58,17,182,189,28,42,
223,183,170,213,119,248,152, 2,44,154,163, 70,221,153,101,155,167, 43,172,9,
129,22,39,253, 19,98,108,110,79,113,224,232,178,185, 112,104,218,246,97,228,
251,34,242,193,238,210,144,12,191,179,162,241, 81,51,145,235,249,14,239,107,
49,192,214, 31,181,199,106,157,184, 84,204,176,115,121,50,45,127, 4,150,254,
138,236,205,93,222,114,67,29,24,72,243,141,128,195,78,66,215,61,156,180
}
-- p is used to hash unit cube coordinates to [0, 255]
for i=0,255 do
for i = 0, 255 do
-- Convert to 0 based index table
p[i] = permutation[i+1]
p[i] = permutation[i + 1]
-- Repeat the array to avoid buffer overflow in hash function
p[i+256] = permutation[i+1]
p[i + 256] = permutation[i + 1]
end
-- Gradient function finds dot product between pseudorandom gradient vector
-- and the vector from input coordinate to a unit cube vertex
local dot_product = {
[0x0]=function(x,y,z) return x + y end,
[0x1]=function(x,y,z) return -x + y end,
[0x2]=function(x,y,z) return x - y end,
[0x3]=function(x,y,z) return -x - y end,
[0x4]=function(x,y,z) return x + z end,
[0x5]=function(x,y,z) return -x + z end,
[0x6]=function(x,y,z) return x - z end,
[0x7]=function(x,y,z) return -x - z end,
[0x8]=function(x,y,z) return y + z end,
[0x9]=function(x,y,z) return -y + z end,
[0xA]=function(x,y,z) return y - z end,
[0xB]=function(x,y,z) return -y - z end,
[0xC]=function(x,y,z) return y + x end,
[0xD]=function(x,y,z) return -y + z end,
[0xE]=function(x,y,z) return y - x end,
[0xF]=function(x,y,z) return -y - z end
[0x0] = function(x, y)
return x + y
end,
[0x1] = function(x, y)
return -x + y
end,
[0x2] = function(x, y)
return x - y
end,
[0x3] = function(x, y, _)
return -x - y
end,
[0x4] = function(x, _, z)
return x + z
end,
[0x5] = function(x, _, z)
return -x + z
end,
[0x6] = function(x, _, z)
return x - z
end,
[0x7] = function(x, _, z)
return -x - z
end,
[0x8] = function(_, y, z)
return y + z
end,
[0x9] = function(_, y, z)
return -y + z
end,
[0xA] = function(_, y, z)
return y - z
end,
[0xB] = function(_, y, z)
return -y - z
end,
[0xC] = function(x, y, _)
return y + x
end,
[0xD] = function(_, y, z)
return -y + z
end,
[0xE] = function(x, y, _)
return y - x
end,
[0xF] = function(_, y, z)
return -y - z
end
}
local function grad(hash, x, y, z)
return dot_product[bit32.band(hash,0xF)](x,y,z)
return dot_product[bit32.band(hash, 0xF)](x, y, z)
end
-- Fade function is used to smooth final output
@ -63,9 +107,9 @@ function Perlin.noise(x, y, z)
z = z - 0.20474238274619
-- Calculate the "unit cube" that the point asked will be located in
local xi = bit32.band(math.floor(x),255)
local yi = bit32.band(math.floor(y),255)
local zi = bit32.band(math.floor(z),255)
local xi = bit32.band(math.floor(x), 255)
local yi = bit32.band(math.floor(y), 255)
local zi = bit32.band(math.floor(z), 255)
-- Next we calculate the location (from 0 to 1) in that cube
x = x - math.floor(x)
@ -79,43 +123,24 @@ function Perlin.noise(x, y, z)
-- Hash all 8 unit cube coordinates surrounding input coordinate
local A, AA, AB, AAA, ABA, AAB, ABB, B, BA, BB, BAA, BBA, BAB, BBB
A = p[xi ] + yi
AA = p[A ] + zi
AB = p[A+1 ] + zi
AAA = p[ AA ]
ABA = p[ AB ]
AAB = p[ AA+1 ]
ABB = p[ AB+1 ]
A = p[xi] + yi
AA = p[A] + zi
AB = p[A + 1] + zi
AAA = p[AA]
ABA = p[AB]
AAB = p[AA + 1]
ABB = p[AB + 1]
B = p[xi+1] + yi
BA = p[B ] + zi
BB = p[B+1 ] + zi
BAA = p[ BA ]
BBA = p[ BB ]
BAB = p[ BA+1 ]
BBB = p[ BB+1 ]
B = p[xi + 1] + yi
BA = p[B] + zi
BB = p[B + 1] + zi
BAA = p[BA]
BBA = p[BB]
BAB = p[BA + 1]
BBB = p[BB + 1]
-- Take the weighted average between all 8 unit cube coordinates
return lerp(w,
lerp(v,
lerp(u,
grad(AAA,x,y,z),
grad(BAA,x-1,y,z)
),
lerp(u,
grad(ABA,x,y-1,z),
grad(BBA,x-1,y-1,z)
)
),
lerp(v,
lerp(u,
grad(AAB,x,y,z-1), grad(BAB,x-1,y,z-1)
),
lerp(u,
grad(ABB,x,y-1,z-1), grad(BBB,x-1,y-1,z-1)
)
)
)
return lerp(w, lerp(v, lerp(u, grad(AAA, x, y, z), grad(BAA, x - 1, y, z)), lerp(u, grad(ABA, x, y - 1, z), grad(BBA, x - 1, y - 1, z))), lerp(v, lerp(u, grad(AAB, x, y, z - 1), grad(BAB, x - 1, y, z - 1)), lerp(u, grad(ABB, x, y - 1, z - 1), grad(BBB, x - 1, y - 1, z - 1))))
end
return Perlin

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@ -3,7 +3,7 @@ local Game = require 'utils.game'
local mines_factor = 1
mines_factor_sq = 16384 * 16384 / mines_factor / mines_factor
local mines_factor_sq = 16384 * 16384 / mines_factor / mines_factor
local death_messages = {
"went exploring, and didn't bring a minesweeping kit.",

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@ -8,7 +8,7 @@ end
Event.on_init(init)
return function(x, y, world)
return function(x, y)
local wiggle = 50 + perlin.noise((x * 0.005), (y * 0.005), global.terrain_seed_A + 71) * 60
local terrain_A = perlin.noise((x * 0.005), (y * 0.005), global.terrain_seed_A + 19) * wiggle --For determining where water is
local terrain_sqr = terrain_A * terrain_A --we can use this again to mess with other layers as well

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@ -3,24 +3,24 @@ local small_worm_spawn_distance = 100
local medium_worm_spawn_distance = 150
local big_worm_spawn_distance = 200
local worm_names = {"small-worm-turret", "medium-worm-turret", "big-worm-turret"}
local worm_names = {'small-worm-turret', 'medium-worm-turret', 'big-worm-turret'}
local chance = worms_per_chunk / (32 * 32)
return function(x, y, world)
local distance = math.sqrt(world.x * world.x + world.y * world.y)
return function(_, _, world)
local distance = math.sqrt(world.x * world.x + world.y * world.y)
if distance > small_worm_spawn_distance - 32 then
local lvl = 1
if distance > medium_worm_spawn_distance then
lvl = 2
if distance > small_worm_spawn_distance - 32 then
local lvl = 1
if distance > medium_worm_spawn_distance then
lvl = 2
end
if distance > big_worm_spawn_distance then
lvl = 3
end
if math.random() < chance then
local worm_id = math.random(1, lvl)
return {name = worm_names[worm_id]}
end
end
if distance > big_worm_spawn_distance then
lvl = 3
end
if math.random() < chance then
local worm_id = math.random(1, lvl)
return {name = worm_names[worm_id]}
end
end
end

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@ -1,59 +1,57 @@
return {
'Benjamin Franklin wanted the turkey to be the national bird, not the eagle.',
'There was no turkey on the menu at the first Thanksgiving.',
'Thanksgiving is the reason for TV dinners!',
'Wild turkeys can run 20 miles per hour when they are scared.',
'Female turkeys (called hens) do not gobble.',
'The real first Thanksgiving was held in Texas in 1541.',
'Baby turkeys are called poults.',
'The best way to tell if a cranberry is ripe it to see if it bounces.',
'Benjamin Franklin wanted the turkey to be the national bird, not the eagle.',
'There was no turkey on the menu at the first Thanksgiving.',
'Thanksgiving is the reason for TV dinners!',
'Wild turkeys can run 20 miles per hour when they are scared.',
'Female turkeys (called hens) do not gobble.',
'The real first Thanksgiving was held in Texas in 1541.',
'Baby turkeys are called poults.',
'The best way to tell if a cranberry is ripe it to see if it bounces.',
'There were no forks at the first Thanksgiving. ',
'Thomas Jefferson refused to declare Thanksgiving as a holiday.',
'About 46 million turkeys are cooked for Thanksgiving each year.',
'The Butterball Turkey Talk Line answers almost 100,000 calls each season.',
'There are four places in the US named Turkey.',
'Black Friday is the busiest day of the year for plumbers.',
'Jingle Bells was originally a Thanksgiving song.',
'Turkey-like creatures roamed the Americas 75 million years ago.',
'Canadian Thanksgiving predates American Thanksgiving by 43 years.',
'On average, it takes about 7 hours to cook a Thanksgiving dinner. People spend about 16 minutes eating it.',
'The first Thanksgiving was held in the autumn of 1621',
'Why did the turkey cross the road? It was Thanksgiving and he wanted to convince people he was a chicken.',
'What did the turkey say to the computer? "Google, google, google."',
'Why did the farmer separate the turkey and the chicken? He sensed fowl play.',
'What music did the Pilgrims listen to? Plymouth rock.',
'If Pilgrims were alive today what would they be known for? Their age!',
'What does Miley Cyrus eat for Thanksgiving? Twerky.',
'If your great-grandmother saw you making boxed mashed potatoes shed turn over in her gravy.',
'What does a turkey drink from? A gobble-t.',
'What smells best at Thanksgiving dinner? Your nose.',
'Thanksgiving is the only holiday where you eat the mascot.',
'How do you keep a turkey in suspense? Ill tell you later.',
'My family told me to stop telling bad Thanksgiving jokes, but I couldnt just quit cold turkey.',
'What kind of music did the Pilgrims like? Plymouth Rock ',
'If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims ',
'Why cant you take a turkey to church? They use FOWL language. ',
'Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive? It had 24 carrots. ',
'What happened when the turkey got into a fight? He got the stuffing knocked out of him! ',
'What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo? A turkey that can pluck itself! ',
'When do you serve tofu turkey? Pranksgiving. ',
'What did the turkey say to the man who tried to shoot it? Liberty, Equality and Bad aim for all. ',
'Who doesnt eat on Thanksgiving? A turkey because it is always stuffed. ',
'Why did the Pilgrims want to sail to America in the spring? Because April showers bring Mayflowers! ',
'What did baby corn say to mama corn? Wheres popcorn? ',
'If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for? Their AGE! ',
'Why do the pants of pilgrims keep falling down? Because their belt buckles are on their hats! ',
'Why did they let the turkey join the band? Because he had the drumsticks ',
'What does Miley Cyrus eat for Thanksgiving? Twerk-ey! ',
'What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children? "If your father could see you now, hed turn over in his gravy!" '
'Benjamin Franklin wanted the turkey to be the national bird, not the eagle.',
'There was no turkey on the menu at the first Thanksgiving.',
'Thanksgiving is the reason for TV dinners!',
'Wild turkeys can run 20 miles per hour when they are scared.',
'Female turkeys (called hens) do not gobble.',
'The real first Thanksgiving was held in Texas in 1541.',
'Baby turkeys are called poults.',
'The best way to tell if a cranberry is ripe it to see if it bounces.',
'Benjamin Franklin wanted the turkey to be the national bird, not the eagle.',
'There was no turkey on the menu at the first Thanksgiving.',
'Thanksgiving is the reason for TV dinners!',
'Wild turkeys can run 20 miles per hour when they are scared.',
'Female turkeys (called hens) do not gobble.',
'The real first Thanksgiving was held in Texas in 1541.',
'Baby turkeys are called poults.',
'The best way to tell if a cranberry is ripe it to see if it bounces.',
'There were no forks at the first Thanksgiving. ',
'Thomas Jefferson refused to declare Thanksgiving as a holiday.',
'About 46 million turkeys are cooked for Thanksgiving each year.',
'The Butterball Turkey Talk Line answers almost 100,000 calls each season.',
'There are four places in the US named Turkey.',
'Black Friday is the busiest day of the year for plumbers.',
'Jingle Bells was originally a Thanksgiving song.',
'Turkey-like creatures roamed the Americas 75 million years ago.',
'Canadian Thanksgiving predates American Thanksgiving by 43 years.',
'On average, it takes about 7 hours to cook a Thanksgiving dinner. People spend about 16 minutes eating it.',
'The first Thanksgiving was held in the autumn of 1621',
'Why did the turkey cross the road? It was Thanksgiving and he wanted to convince people he was a chicken.',
'What did the turkey say to the computer? "Google, google, google."',
'Why did the farmer separate the turkey and the chicken? He sensed fowl play.',
'What music did the Pilgrims listen to? Plymouth rock.',
'If Pilgrims were alive today what would they be known for? Their age!',
'What does Miley Cyrus eat for Thanksgiving? Twerky.',
'If your great-grandmother saw you making boxed mashed potatoes shed turn over in her gravy.',
'What does a turkey drink from? A gobble-t.',
'What smells best at Thanksgiving dinner? Your nose.',
'Thanksgiving is the only holiday where you eat the mascot.',
'How do you keep a turkey in suspense? Ill tell you later.',
'My family told me to stop telling bad Thanksgiving jokes, but I couldnt just quit cold turkey.',
'What kind of music did the Pilgrims like? Plymouth Rock ',
'If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims ',
'Why cant you take a turkey to church? They use FOWL language. ',
'Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive? It had 24 carrots. ',
'What happened when the turkey got into a fight? He got the stuffing knocked out of him! ',
'What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo? A turkey that can pluck itself! ',
'When do you serve tofu turkey? Pranksgiving. ',
'What did the turkey say to the man who tried to shoot it? Liberty, Equality and Bad aim for all. ',
'Who doesnt eat on Thanksgiving? A turkey because it is always stuffed. ',
'Why did the Pilgrims want to sail to America in the spring? Because April showers bring Mayflowers! ',
'What did baby corn say to mama corn? Wheres popcorn? ',
'If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for? Their AGE! ',
'Why do the pants of pilgrims keep falling down? Because their belt buckles are on their hats! ',
'Why did they let the turkey join the band? Because he had the drumsticks ',
'What does Miley Cyrus eat for Thanksgiving? Twerk-ey! ',
'What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children? "If your father could see you now, hed turn over in his gravy!" '
}