-- List of join messages and their weights. Default is 10.
return {
    {'And remember.. Keep Calm And Spaghetti!', 50},
    {'Not sure what to do? Ask Newcott.', 1},
    {'Press F to pay respects and loot their items', 10},
    {'Stick and move, stick and move', 10},
    {'Fly like a butterfly, sting like a bee', 10},
    {'These are not the bots you\'re looking for', 10}
}